How do you play this? I am clicking and then randomly get "you lose". Doesn't matter if I click the envelope that appears, how far the bar is or anything. Just seems like 10 seconds into any run I just auto-die. Game could do with a tutorial if it is a clicker you can fail.
Edit: Okay, so there is a penis meter that fills and when full you fail. As far as I can tell there is no way to lower said meter. I had filled the girl's bar meter to almost a star before I upgraded anything. Once I began upgrading the clicks the penis meter began increasing FAR MORE than the bar. Like I can't even move the damned girl's meter 1% now or I insta-fail because the penis is full. Most of the upgrades on the right do nothing, literally just waste the hearts. ALL of the ones that say they add hearts per second do not work. Increasing your clicks makes the penis fill faster but the sex bar fill slower. Your HP / heart meter never moves. You click the "?" and it brings you to a menu to select purchases. You click "Support" and it does the same. If you use an auto-clicker it locks the auto-clicker up and cannot be turned off, which is the only way to progress the meter to one star because it also bugs out the penis meter, rendering it inoperable until almost 2 stars. If you buy gold / yellow hearts and purchase the second area you can't even access it without buying the game. Who would buy this hot mess of a nonfunctioning clicker? This game is a complete mess from what I can tell. Everything either does not work or works backward and the game is literally impossible.
Also, AVG keeps detecting a file in this game as a major virus, so there's that as well.
Lol... Just buy the Real DELAY ( or short Delay ) tools :)))
Also, if you use auto-clickers, you will FAIL. Another idea would be to buy some other tools, like the ones that give you Hearts each second, so you don't click that often ;)
Everything you just said I disproved. In order... Delay tools don't work as hearts do not decline. If you upgrade normal clicks it makes the penis meter fill faster and sex meter fill less, rather than other way around.
Auto-clicker is only way of getting by one star because it locks the penis meter up, otherwise the penis moves and fills but the sex meter does not move.
Hearts per second do not work. At all. Ever. As in I have over 20 H/s and it does nothing.
CLEARLY you didn't bother to read a single thing I had typed.
Right. So, Hearts per second upgrades do work. They give you Pink Hearts and also they fill up the PROGRESS BAR, with ought touching the Penis/ Cum bar, so you don't cum early and lose the game. The upgrades for this are: Itch Worm, Warming U, Dildo Drink and Fox plug. Just look at the top where the Pink hearts are listed and you will see them increase.
The Delay tools stop your CUM bar filing up, and they have a timer of 30 seconds or 2 minutes. And they do work.
Yeah, I understand the concept of how the hearts per second is SUPPOSED to work. What I am saying is that everything you just said DOES. NOT. WORK. No hearts per second actually appear on screen as they do not function. All it does is say the H/S under the total clicks, I.E. how much I SHOULD be getting if they were working.
To dumb it down for you... all the items you mentioned (Itch Worm and such) are at level 2. It shows up top I should be getting hearts per second. I DO NOT get hearts per second, however. I even tested this by going AFK for quite a while and came back to 0% progress. The number at the top is accurate but nothing happens. No progress bar movement or anything.
Even uninstalling and re-installing is the same result. And that is after my virus catcher always deletes a virus in the files, so the only other thing I can foresee is that the file AVG claims is a virus and deletes is something that makes your game function as you describe.
Anyway, I'm done arguing. I was trying to give you feedback on busted features that need looking into since no one else seems to be commenting on anything but the AI generated art. No need to reply. I'm through discussing it. Fix it or don't IDC, it's your game.
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How do you play this? I am clicking and then randomly get "you lose". Doesn't matter if I click the envelope that appears, how far the bar is or anything. Just seems like 10 seconds into any run I just auto-die. Game could do with a tutorial if it is a clicker you can fail.
Edit: Okay, so there is a penis meter that fills and when full you fail. As far as I can tell there is no way to lower said meter. I had filled the girl's bar meter to almost a star before I upgraded anything. Once I began upgrading the clicks the penis meter began increasing FAR MORE than the bar. Like I can't even move the damned girl's meter 1% now or I insta-fail because the penis is full. Most of the upgrades on the right do nothing, literally just waste the hearts. ALL of the ones that say they add hearts per second do not work. Increasing your clicks makes the penis fill faster but the sex bar fill slower. Your HP / heart meter never moves. You click the "?" and it brings you to a menu to select purchases. You click "Support" and it does the same. If you use an auto-clicker it locks the auto-clicker up and cannot be turned off, which is the only way to progress the meter to one star because it also bugs out the penis meter, rendering it inoperable until almost 2 stars. If you buy gold / yellow hearts and purchase the second area you can't even access it without buying the game. Who would buy this hot mess of a nonfunctioning clicker? This game is a complete mess from what I can tell. Everything either does not work or works backward and the game is literally impossible.
Also, AVG keeps detecting a file in this game as a major virus, so there's that as well.
Lol...
Just buy the Real DELAY ( or short Delay ) tools :)))
Also, if you use auto-clickers, you will FAIL.
Another idea would be to buy some other tools, like the ones that give you Hearts each second, so you don't click that often ;)
Everything you just said I disproved. In order... Delay tools don't work as hearts do not decline. If you upgrade normal clicks it makes the penis meter fill faster and sex meter fill less, rather than other way around.
Auto-clicker is only way of getting by one star because it locks the penis meter up, otherwise the penis moves and fills but the sex meter does not move.
Hearts per second do not work. At all. Ever. As in I have over 20 H/s and it does nothing.
CLEARLY you didn't bother to read a single thing I had typed.
Right.
So, Hearts per second upgrades do work. They give you Pink Hearts and also they fill up the PROGRESS BAR, with ought touching the Penis/ Cum bar, so you don't cum early and lose the game. The upgrades for this are: Itch Worm, Warming U, Dildo Drink and Fox plug.
Just look at the top where the Pink hearts are listed and you will see them increase.
The Delay tools stop your CUM bar filing up, and they have a timer of 30 seconds or 2 minutes. And they do work.
I'm not sure what you are doing, but just look at the video bellow.
https://jmp.sh/s/OQXACsC7GTWZ8Rv1suKr
Yeah, I understand the concept of how the hearts per second is SUPPOSED to work. What I am saying is that everything you just said DOES. NOT. WORK. No hearts per second actually appear on screen as they do not function. All it does is say the H/S under the total clicks, I.E. how much I SHOULD be getting if they were working.
To dumb it down for you... all the items you mentioned (Itch Worm and such) are at level 2. It shows up top I should be getting hearts per second. I DO NOT get hearts per second, however. I even tested this by going AFK for quite a while and came back to 0% progress. The number at the top is accurate but nothing happens. No progress bar movement or anything.
Even uninstalling and re-installing is the same result. And that is after my virus catcher always deletes a virus in the files, so the only other thing I can foresee is that the file AVG claims is a virus and deletes is something that makes your game function as you describe.
Anyway, I'm done arguing. I was trying to give you feedback on busted features that need looking into since no one else seems to be commenting on anything but the AI generated art. No need to reply. I'm through discussing it. Fix it or don't IDC, it's your game.
Meh. More generative AI slop...
She has two right feet in one of the beach images xD
People need to stop being lazy.